massivelimestonecube:

currentlyacceptingcuddles:

ARE YOU A BONE OR BLOOD PERSON.

ARE YOU A VOID OR ABYSS PERSON.

ARE YOU A ROT OR DUST PERSON.

tumblr glitched and decided to display this post with a slight tremor and i thought i was hallucinating but i managed to record it

(Source: pinkprincessrei)

ghoullly:

“Hey, what are you drawing? Can I see i–”

yungterra:

Difficulty: egg

Time: egg

Ingredients:

• egg
• eight whole egg

—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—-—

Step one: put eight egg on plate

Step two: look at all those egg

Step three: congratuleggtion

big-gay-mike:

tokoshi:

my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

Is your therapist washing you?

ungarmax:

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

kramergate:

“holy shit” he has said

(Source: beetledrink)

meladoodle:

yogurtville:

meladoodle:

im getting a haircut today

Which one?

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest

(Source: meladoodle)

rocket-pool:

agirlnameded:

I had a dream about a version of Snow White where she’s actually like 12 and the dwarves basically adopted her it was basically Snow White and Her 7 Short Dads

When she got poisoned by the Queen the dwarves all gave her one last kiss on the forehead to say goodbye before her funeral and that was the true love’s kiss she needed to wake up, because her dads all loved her very much

Anyway Snow White is public domain so there’s literally nothing stopping me from publishing this

I’d buy it.